Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
Pretty much the scenario everyone was afraid of when that part of the “safe space” BS was passed. Some Karen panicked while a CCWer was securing his carry piece in his trunk.
This is Sussex County's main medical center. I think many of us knew when they passed the Democrat version of 'concealed carry' replete with 'safe zones for criminals' that this would happen sooner or later. It's a screen shot, since I've no idea who on the forum might be able to see it on Next Door. The last post is the most pertinent.
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