Daily humor thread

[Ray Ray 3,566]

This is some funny sh-t. http://www.funnyordi...with-kelly-ripa

 

I pee peed in my panties

[bulpup 98]

This is some funny sh-t. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b7e6f00184/the-bensonhurst-spelling-bee-with-kelly-ripa

 

That's some funny sit right there

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[TheDon 3]

The expression on Obummer's face is perfect.

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[tommy3rd 132]

[silverado427 10,788]

2012 bumper stickers are out http://www.ktrh.com/pages/michaelberry.html?article=9708970

[Arbelest 29]

[johnp 45]

 

-1

[Krdshrk 3,878]

 

I spelled out "SNIPE"

[Greydaddy 2]

???????

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[vjf915 456]

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!"

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major glanced at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

[Arbelest 29]

[Krdshrk 3,878]

Phone Sex

[RubberBullets 65]

Couldnt find a thread that this pic would fit in so.. it goes here.

 

#awesome

 

[silverado427 10,788]

Fire in the hole.

[johnp 45]

Couldnt find a thread that this pic would fit in so.. it goes here.

 

#awesome

 

A good place would have been the cool pictures thread.

 

http://njgunforums.com/forum/index.php?/topic/35077-cool-pictures/

[Arbelest 29]

Agreed that is a sweet @$$ picuture!

[RubberBullets 65]

ya know i was looking for that thread, tried search because i knew it existed, but yes.. perhaps these two should be stickied

[johnp 45]

Good idea they should be stickied, if a moderator reads this.

 

I couldn't save this until Christmas:

[TheDon 3]

Good idea they should be stickied, if a moderator reads this.

 

I couldn't save this until Christmas:

Spike Tactical!

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[Arbelest 29]

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 muske...teers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says

"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

[bulpup 98]

http://www.hulu.com/...-anthem?c=1:199

 

I guess you can't link hulu here. Anyway, SNL Maya Rudolph sings the national anthem.

[RubberBullets 65]

[johnp 45]