So I went to.....

[bhunted 887]

..... walk my dog and he took a leak on a fire hydrant across the street. I was left wondering what was he thinking when a phone pole was right next to him. Oh the humanity, what are we to do? I'm at a lose here. I feel so depressed for him...[emoji849]

 

That is all... (Sheep I tell ya, nothing but sheep)..

 

This thread started in lieu of all the dumb topics that end up with the OP left in his dismay, shaking in his shorts and not knowing what to do...

 

So lets see how many posts can be left in this thread of any similar nature to the original format/title. [emoji57][emoji849][emoji13][emoji3]

 

 

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[matty 810]

I found a piece of an old rifle stock in my grandfathers house. Should I call the state police or Loretta Weinberg to see if it's ok if I keep it or can sell it? Do i have to register it? What if I refinished it, wouldn't that be a federal crime? What if it's import banned wood, or has ivory inlays? Pls help I don't want to go tpo prison!!!!

[matty 810]

I found a piece of an old rifle stock in my grandfathers house. Should I call the state police or Loretta Weinberg to see if it's ok if I keep it or can sell it? Do i have to register it? What if I refinished it, wouldn't that be a federal crime? What if it's import banned wood, or has ivory inlays? Pls help I don't want to go tpo prison!!!!

[fishnut 2,358]

My dog has to piss on everything vertical on his walks. Even if it's only a dribble he's gotta get his scent out there. I swear that he's on the verge of dehydration after a 1 mile walk. Lol

[Lambo2936 297]

^i remember seeing a ridiculous post like that before..

Guy sold some 7.62 firearm, but it was not NATO (7.62x54 me thinks?) it was 39, and the guy got into this huge argument with the seller over it not firing and the ammo being too big... It was a very, very long post of back and forths and then him trying to explain to the idiot that he bought the wrong ammo and that he needed 7.62x39 or whatever.

It was literally the funniest thing i read in a long time.. Pictures uploaded and all showing that the ammo was too big... i died.

[JackDaWack 2,895]

^i remember seeing a ridiculous post like that before..

Guy sold some 7.62 firearm, but it was not NATO (7.62x54 me thinks?) it was 39, and the guy got into this huge argument with the seller over it not firing and the ammo being too big... It was a very, very long post of back and forths and then him trying to explain to the idiot that he bought the wrong ammo and that he needed 7.62x39 or whatever.

It was literally the funniest thing i read in a long time.. Pictures uploaded and all showing that the ammo was too big... i died.

7.62x51

[bhunted 887]

You guys are getting off topic. There is no discussion here. Just a little fun.

 

Your post should always start of as - "So I...."

Another example: So I got my pistol permit and I have no idea what to buy. Is a pink Derringer good for penis carry?[emoji379][emoji102][emoji23]

 

Seriously, there a plenty of these dorky posts on this forum and others. Have some fun with them.

 

Some I just shake my head in disgust, others I have to laugh. Go for it!

 

 

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[Kevin125 4,772]

...the fridge to grab the Jelly.  I wanted a PB&J.   So WTF... when is it the case that ALL three components are here???    

 

Have J.. and PB... but no bread....

 

One time had Bread and PB.. NO effin' J.

 

Then.... Had Bread.. and J.... and some godawful excuse for PB that I was expected to stir before using.....

 

So I went to WaWA and got a RB and CC instead.  L&T ...Oil, Vinegar, S&P.

[voyager9 3,434]

So I took a dump and it looks like a rifle. How much corn can be in it before it is an assault dump?

 

 

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[bennj 215]

So I think that any more than 80% corn makes it the assault variety.

[BullzeyeNJ 104]

So I finally got my new gun to the range and put 200 rounds through it. No malfunctions but I was expecting 1" groups at 50 yards offhand with my cousins reloads that he made from repurposed lead from his fathers salvage yard 30 years ago. Not to mention that I have a hard time hitting a 10" paper plate from 7 yards on a good day. No, there must be something wrong with the gun.

 

What do you guys think ? Should I go back to the gun shop and demand my money back including my NICS fee ? This gunshop sucks by the way. The one guy who helped me out was busy playing pokemon on his phone rather then doing his job. I mean I got the gun off gunauction.com for $20 less then they sell it for at their shop so they should be happy that they didnt have to order the gun for me in the first place. They still made out well on the transfer fee right? Such a-holes! Will never do biz with them again. AAARG!!!

[JohnnyB 4,326]

My dog just pisses on my floor! Instead of wasting valuable time on bullshit such as this, we should all  try to convince AVB-AMG to vote for Trump!

[Handyman 5,682]

So I went to find some porn on the internet but my browser kept freezing up due to some "long running script" BS. So I went to buy a Playboy but there is no skin in it anymore. So I just drank whiskey and went to sleep.

 

 

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[345Sire 158]

So I think that any more than 80% corn makes it the assault variety.

If it's popcorn, you'll need a noise suppressor if ya wanna take a dump before 8:00 a.m.

Guess that means you have to leave Jerksey to use the pooper.