Daily humor thread

[Arbelest 29]

wow thats a lot of rifles...

[tt-33 8]

no that was a lot of rifles I hate pics like that

[RubberBullets 65]

[vjf915 456]

Gunfire re-imagined

This is the daily humor thread. You're supposed to make me laugh, not cry.

[heaterbob 53]

no worries im sure they were upgrading anyway

[Red Solo Cup 11]

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[Arbelest 29]

Any ideas where I can get that sign?

[Red Solo Cup 11]

[NickC 23]

[johnp 45]

Epicness

[johnp 45]

This made me laugh, no racist or anti-leo intentions just made me laugh.

[johnp 45]

Good life lesson, always keep your rifle next to you.

 

Someone call Chris Hanson

[Red Solo Cup 11]

Epicness

As Chris Rock says, as a father you have one goal, keep your daughters off the pole!

[Red Solo Cup 11]

[greatgunstatenj 32]

http://www.youtube.com/embed/w3NwB9PLxss

[Arbelest 29]

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of an enormous forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.

"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor.

As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in ...with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.

"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.

After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"

[RubberBullets 65]

Now also available in the restrooms of the SCOTUS, Congress, and State Level Government facilities.

 

[JackDaWack 2,895]

[Bt Doctur 188]

http://oldbluejacket.com/Humor&Politics.htm

[silverado427 10,730]

Now also available in the restrooms of the SCOTUS, Congress, and State Level Government facilities.

 

You got that right !!!

[alowerlevel 77]

One of my favorite commercials

 

http://youtu.be/nyVsHNEBeBk

[Jon 264]

[silverado427 10,730]

LMAO... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjkf-Qj0nqM&feature=related

[RubberBullets 65]

Beer Bandolier!

 

[Arbelest 29]

I need to get that set-up!

[RubberBullets 65]

[Zell959 40]

[BlueLineFish 615]

LMAO... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjkf-Qj0nqM&feature=related

 

 

Lol...can you say awkward

[BlueLineFish 615]

Beer Bandolier!

 

 

I actually have something very similar.

[Arbelest 29]

Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"

Defendant: "Yes, it's true."

Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?"

Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."