Daily humor thread

[TK421 2]

 

And the vote!

[Krdshrk 3,877]

and now...

[Arbelest 29]

Hello, is this the Police?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank y...ou very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left

The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Merry Christmas, Buddy"

[TK421 2]

[silverado427 10,730]

That's great.

[Clintoon Eastwood 2]

And here is the joke of the day:

 

http://go.emaildir2.com/l/a/dhi/pd/cq20/9nh/psie/trouble.htm

 

 

CTD resumes online firearm sale, do any of your guys give a flying $uck anymore?

[Holeshot 3]

 

God bless Texas!

[TK421 2]

LOL

 

Credit to Charles Zelch...

 

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House. It contained a parachute, a 'OWEbama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a "Tax the Rich" poster, an application for Unemployment & for Food Stamps, a prayer rug, a "Free Phone"& a BILL of $200,000+ debt to my Children/Grandchildren!!! OH YAH and a machine to "BLOW SMOKE" up my Ass!!!

 

All directions were in Spanish. Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.

[Soju 153]

Classic.


"You're gonna get the Big Schticky absolutely free."

Most honest summary of prison life I've ever heard.

[Ray Ray 3,566]

vince has made it to NJGF!

 

Thank GAWD

 

Isn't he a jersey guy?

[Krdshrk 3,877]

[M1152 713]

vince has made it to NJGF!

 

Thank GAWD

 

Isn't he a jersey guy?

 

 

looks like he is from Israel remember he did get into some trouble

 

[Lalo 13]

[Krdshrk 3,877]

[Krdshrk 3,877]

[keithco88 3]

[DbleTrouble 8]

Somebody needs to photoshop-in a shovel instead of that AR

[DbleTrouble 8]

that's exactly what my wife said yesterday

[voyager9 3,434]

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

 

"I have served in the US Army for over 12 years. I can say that there is technology being used by the military that is rarely seen in the civilian sector. Once in a while, however, an amazing product is released by the DoD for civilian use. The 571B is one of those products. Although once called the M571B Tactical Banana Slicer (TBS)V1, they have declassified it for public use. I am glad to see this product on the market today but I will warn you now, this is a CIVILIAN model and not designed for field use!"

Angle is wrong

I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.

[silverado427 10,730]

[Soju 153]

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

 

 

Those reviews are all incredible.

[silverado427 10,730]

[bulpup 98]

This actually happened.

 

Boss says to me, "I was shooting my brother's Glock, he's a Federal agent you know. And I'm shooting and he says 'here try my official bullets.' And MAN! After a few of those my wrist hurt!"

 

I said "were they +p+ or something?"

 

He says "naw, they were the special Federal Agent kind. Much more powerful. They said Federal right on the box."

 

 

 

 

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[hd2000fxdl 422]

ROFLMAO!!!

[silverado427 10,730]

This video is funny as hell

[Soju 153]

That is classic. Well done. Well done.

[Lalo 13]

Incest? (Watch till the end)

 

[Krdshrk 3,877]

[TK421 2]

Incest? (Watch till the end)

 

 

Nice! Figures the bastard that took my uniform was thinking about doing his sister. The twisted bastard, I bet he still played with toy speeders at 18 too.

[hd2000fxdl 422]

This video is funny as hell

 

That's good, In the end it look like he got some free food, but I have to ask, the kid about 2:40 into to it, does he look like Maks if he was still a teenager??