tony357 386 Posted March 8, 2013 MARCH 6--An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police. The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver "sticking out from" inside Harris, who is seen at right. In a less shocking find, investigators also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks. The Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell, cops reported. As to where the weapon was recovered, the police report noted, “gun located in suspect vagina.” At around 3:45 AM Monday, cops spottedHarris and another woman, Jennifer Delancy, inside a vehicle parked outside a closed restaurant. The women were in the front of the vehicle and “both seats were laid all the way back.” Asked by a cop if the car contained weapons or drugs, Harris, who was behind the wheel, answered that “she did not think there was anything.” But when a drug dog alerted to both the driver and passenger sides of the Toyota Yaris, cops searched the vehicle and found meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol, and a loaded magazine. Harris and Delancy were then arrested. While being transported to jail, Harris “stated several times that she needed to go to the bathroom.” At the lockup, Harris was directed to change out of her clothes into “jail clothing.” When directed to lower her underwear so that a female cop could check for contraband, Harris “advised that she was on her period and did not want to.” Harris eventually complied with the cop’s order. “I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area,” reported Officer Kathy Unbewust, who added that she “pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.” As seen above, the police report includes a photo of the handgun seized from Harris, who is scheduled to be arraigned this afternoon on felony weapons and narcotics charges. (4 pages) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Socom 19 Posted March 8, 2013 Just like the chick in Texas chainsaw massacre Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Babyface Finster 45 Posted March 8, 2013 If it had been a Raging Bull I would have been thoroughly impressed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jermz1987 243 Posted March 8, 2013 is that the new NAA pube shot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maksim 1,504 Posted March 8, 2013 Ok... lets start... Sleeping around may get you killed.... You don't know whats been up that thing...... Thats one dangerous pussy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maksim 1,504 Posted March 8, 2013 wait wait.... The New Standard for Concealed Carry.... The Gun you Don't need a holster for.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSD1026 48 Posted March 8, 2013 ...like shootin' fish in a barrel.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jermz1987 243 Posted March 8, 2013 We need armed gynocologists! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhunted 887 Posted March 8, 2013 OMG, I got tears in my eyes laughing. Good one... ...like shootin' fish in a barrel.. Sent from John's iPad 2 via Tapatalk HD Typos courtesy Apple... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mipafox 438 Posted March 8, 2013 Better story: Scranton woman hides heroin, money, loose change in herself http://thetimes-tribune.com/news/scranton-woman-hides-heroin-money-loose-change-in-herself-1.1120067 Loose change? WTF? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mipafox 438 Posted March 8, 2013 ...like shootin' fish in a barrel.. Oh no! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
junkmanted 54 Posted March 8, 2013 I smell something fishy here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EX Carnival man 223 Posted March 8, 2013 Who said a gun is not a toy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pbkid6974 1 Posted March 8, 2013 Ok... lets start... Sleeping around may get you killed.... You don't know whats been up that thing...... Thats one dangerous pussy... does that count as protected sex? that could have been the last last load she ever took. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueLineFish 615 Posted March 8, 2013 will it fire coated in cottage cheese Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pbkid6974 1 Posted March 8, 2013 good thing her gun didnt go off prematurely. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jermz1987 243 Posted March 8, 2013 Were gonna need some Kevlar dental dams. ok im done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
junkmanted 54 Posted March 8, 2013 Shes 28 !!! Holy Hell see what cheep drugs will do to you ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mipafox 438 Posted March 8, 2013 Shes 28 !!! Holy Hell see what cheep drugs will do to you ! Nope. Lead poisoning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rysdad 5 Posted March 9, 2013 At least she was using protection... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
45Doll 5,891 Posted March 9, 2013 Look for her soon on "Concealed Carry Gone Wild!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heaterbob 53 Posted March 9, 2013 that cracks me up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mipafox 438 Posted March 9, 2013 Look for her soon on "Concealed Carry Gone Wild!" Seriously. I want to see what kind of drills she does. Snatch Carry is some deep concealment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhunted 887 Posted March 9, 2013 Uses G96 for quick draw.... Seriously. I want to see what kind of drills she does. Snatch Carry is some deep concealment. Sent from John's iPad 2 via Tapatalk HD Typos courtesy Apple... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remixer 1,645 Posted March 9, 2013 From the looks of her, that about the only thing that should be in there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLugNutZ 21 Posted March 9, 2013 lol! That's a meth head for ya Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bulpup 98 Posted March 9, 2013 a six shooter? awesome! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mustang69 505 Posted March 9, 2013 Didn't realize KY made gun lube... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NJDrew1 0 Posted March 9, 2013 Doesn't look like something I want to "bang." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites