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By njJoniGuy
Longtime resident Lady Liberty, age 236 was struck by a stolen Chevy Volt last night along the interstate. The driver and passengers, illegally in the US from their native countries across the world, then dragged Ms. Liberty into the woods and brutally sodomized her before heading to the local polling place where they registered using the names of Supreme Court justices and voted without being challenged by UN poll watchers.
Authorities found them around the corner, each with a large supply of newly legalized recreational marijuana, getting high. They were taken into custody and released a short time later with a kiss on each cheek and a prepaid gift card for WaWa to handle the munchies.
Ms. Liberty is in extremely critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit, and doctors are very wary of her chances of recovery. A crowd of zombie-like citizens are already gathered at the Liberty residence, preparing to loot it of valuables when she succumbs to her injuries or the Death Panel declares her worthless and pulls the plug.
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By Maksim
Why not an offshoot...
Been meaning to start thread a few days ago, after dry firing, I was trying to copy a link from youtube to chat....
You know you play too many gun games (uspsa/idpa) when you...
...double tap the Control + C twice before pasting the link.
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By njJoniGuy
http://www.strategyp...01123142956.asp
with link to their overall humor section
such as:
and
Enjoy!
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I found the elusive creature in Farmer Joe's in Cape Coral FL. Proof that it is available that far south.
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This will be a good year for strawberries. I dug up my patch to make room for something else, because the fucking squirrels eat the berries before we do. Anyway, the plants were unusually large and vigorous for this time of year, more healthy than they ever looked. It seemed a shame to chuck 'em so I potted them and gave to a neighbor that already has a patch. They also have a dog so their garden is safe. All I have is three stupid cats that sit in windows and make a weird chattering noise while they try to kill squirrels with their mind.
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Got a bumper crop of strawberries coming in already. Got some potatoes and garlic coming in nice. Some tomato plants, peppers and beans too. We perpetually have thyme which is less about growing it and more about containing it. Also mint basil and oregano.
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All homedepot plants.. Green-beans and Radishes are seed. My fig tree is also sprouting. Tomatoes, Jersey beefsteak… Peppers, Italian sweet… Zucchini… Eggplant, black beauty… Green-beans… Radishes
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Time to resurrect this thread. Who else is gardening this year? I just finished grounding a dozen tomato plants, a few San Marzano Heirloom and a bunch of Roma. Going to try my hand a canning this year too. Also doing a proper herb garden. Parsley, basil, oregano, rosemary and english thyme. My wife is going to try growing broccoli, kale (YUK!) and peppers for the first time.
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