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1996 all over again? Snow shovels ready?

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Ok I have to ask what is with people here buying bread, milk and eggs when you get a little snow? I have lived here a long time and I still do not understand it.

You must be from out of state. It's an old NJ tradition that goes back to the Indians. During blizzards we make french toast and sprinkle it with dirty snow. My kids grew up on that stuff. 

 

Edit: Sorry I didn't see Eddy's post. 

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Yeah, it also explains why they buy a gross of toilet paper as well.  Stuffed colons in every home.

Snowfall is a known risk factor for colono-fecal augmentation syndrome. What would normally be an average production level requires three-fold wiping and flushing (1).

 

(1) U. Poopalot, I. Schitz, B. Fecal. Anals of the American Excretion Study Group, March 2015 (Bound edition; Extra-Absorbent Supplement).

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Good news!!!

 

"In advance of big storm, New Jersey lifts licensing laws for shoveling snow" http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/01/21/in-advance-big-storm-new-jersey-lifts-licensing-laws-for-shoveling-snow.html?intcmp=hplnws

Good for old people on fixed incomes and illegal aliens, bad for commercial snow removal.

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Some town did fine some boys for going door-to-door offering to shovel in exchange for money. I don't have a link, but it's out there I'm sure.

 

I remember that, there was a thread here last year about it.  I have no problem with neighborhood kids making a few bucks, I fully support it.

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EPAWA posted their weather maps and they are somewhat similar to the one above but they are hedging because the NAM is showing a push to the north and west meaning that Sussex county and north east PA might get into the big numbers.

 

That said, they always over estimate the snow so I'm expecting 2-4 inches on Sat and anything more than that is a bonus. Every big storm in the past few years skipped Sussex, so I don't know why this one is going to be any different.

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