Daily humor thread

[bulpup 98]

Double post

[johnp 45]

Wow Captain Planet has gone down hill

[johnp 45]

[Krdshrk 3,877]

Lol - The bottom are the Magic School Bus kids, Both were cartoons from when I was younger.

[BlueLineFish 615]

 

Well now I guess I am going to have to buy Xmas presents

[RubberBullets 65]

Lol - The bottom are the Magic School Bus kids, Both were cartoons from when I was younger.

 

was too busy effing shit up with my thundercats thunder lair to watch magic school bus.

[BlueLineFish 615]

Thundercats is so much cooler than magic school bus

[johnp 45]

[tt-33 8]

If thats the case is it treatable

[Ray Ray 3,566]

was too busy effing shit up with my thundercats thunder lair to watch magic school bus.

 

Yeah buddy!

[NickC 23]

AK rainbow.

 

 

[Ian S 22]

AK rainbow.

 

 

Leprechaun hunting

[Arbelest 29]

Your face in sex ed class

[silverado427 10,729]

LOL .

[RubberBullets 65]

[johnp 45]

[JackDaWack 2,895]

 

 

Well now I guess I am going to have to buy Xmas presents

I would hold off lol. They computed all of this already. Mayans didn't use Lea years for a reason and there system was more accurate... Which is why when converted we end up with Dec 21.....why 10 days before 2013? And the real question is... Time is relevant... If they created the calander 100 years after when they had... Wouldn the end of the world be a 100 years from now? There is no real explination as to why the calander ends..

[Arbelest 29]

A $50 Lesson:

I recently asked my neighbors little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.

...

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

 

Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

 

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

 

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me."

[dgstinner 11]

A $50 Lesson:

I recently asked my neighbors little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.

...

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

 

Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

 

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

 

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me."

Love it. I'll have to remember that and use it someday.

[Arbelest 29]

[Arbelest 29]

[silverado427 10,729]

obama care

[hd2000fxdl 422]

A $50 Lesson:

I recently asked my neighbors little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.

...

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

 

Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

 

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

 

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me."

 

Fantastic.. +1 for that!!!!

[robot_hell 72]

 

 

 

[johnp 45]

[MarkWVU02 47]

 

Hilarious!

[JackDaWack 2,895]

[tony357 386]

 

This looks like the kid they were looking for in manahawkin last night, good thing i did not see this last night, the cops would be knocking on your door..LOL..

 

[johnp 45]

See that he wasn't missing, he was at jazz auditions.

[bulpup 98]

OH God, I must have that picture with no titles. There is so much potential.....