blksheep 466 Posted December 21, 2012 It's official. Ban will go into place tomorrow. I read it on this website from my friends cousins girlfriend who heard it from her friend who is banging a cop who heard it at roll call Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sigman 41 Posted December 21, 2012 It's official. Ban will go into place tomorrow. I read it on this website from my friends cousins girlfriend who is banging a cop who heard it at roll call Please - half the people here will believe you and wither in a corner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Turtle 11 Posted December 21, 2012 I heard it from a inmates who father is best friends with a dirty politician that buys weed from this guy who sells to a cia agent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkWVU02 47 Posted December 21, 2012 If it was on the Internet it must be true than. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blksheep 466 Posted December 21, 2012 It's true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnp 45 Posted December 21, 2012 Hey OP fugg you. My heart dropped a little reading the title of this thread in the new content. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Underdog 1,593 Posted December 21, 2012 Won't need to do it... isn't today the end of the world? By the way, you just caused half the people on this forum to have heart problems. Nice... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueLineFish 615 Posted December 21, 2012 Not funny....I immediately planned on maxing my cards at local ffls Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JrzyGuy30 0 Posted December 21, 2012 Almost made me call out sick (which I would be) and run around maxing out CC's at local firearms shops! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remixer 1,645 Posted December 21, 2012 Serious this was not funny but now thinking back good one lol The ban has been in place since the 19 when all ar rifles were sold out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,438 Posted December 21, 2012 Won't need to do it... isn't today the end of the world? New Zealand called.. they're still here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pbkid6974 1 Posted December 21, 2012 Good thing i lost all my guns in a boating accident during that storm last night..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackDaWack 2,895 Posted December 21, 2012 Uhh, Bonjour? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Squirrel 3 Posted December 21, 2012 I heard it from my father's, brother's, cousin's former roommate...what does that make us? Absolutely nothing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
woodentoe 14 Posted December 21, 2012 I heard it from my father's, brother's, cousin's former roommate...what does that make us? Absolutely nothing! When will then be now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anactivegrenade 25 Posted December 21, 2012 Let's get a head count of who crapped their pants cause of the OP... starting with me. "I'm looking for Ray Finkle...... and a clean pair of shorts." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Squirrel 3 Posted December 21, 2012 When will then be now? SOON! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blksheep 466 Posted December 21, 2012 It's funny! Now. Maybe not later.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KramD52 0 Posted December 21, 2012 Let's get a head count of who crapped their pants cause of the OP... starting with me. "I'm looking for Ray Finkle...... and a clean pair of shorts." Ha ha, I didn't crap my pants, but it definitely spiked my blood pressure until I read his entire post. Ahhhh, OP got me with that heading, for sure. I didn't think it was funny at first, but when my bp settled I was able to find it funny, especially when reading about the chain of people the information had passed from. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clintoon Eastwood 2 Posted December 21, 2012 I heard its official from Cheaper than Dirt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Combat Auto 174 Posted December 21, 2012 Poor judgement posting this. Not funny either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damjan 73 Posted December 21, 2012 I heard its official from Cheaper than Dirt Hahahahahhahaa.....this made me laugh out loud :) :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
H.M. Murdock 0 Posted December 21, 2012 Not funny. I started chewing on the capsule before clicking through Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BullzeyeNJ 104 Posted December 21, 2012 Not funny. I started chewing on the capsule before clicking through LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matty 810 Posted December 21, 2012 I heard confiscation will be door to door starting at midnight. Teams of aclu lawyers, vegan college profs and ex cons will be deputizes as us marshals and will order the NJNG to cordon off an area while they have your local pd batter down your door. All animals will be shot. The volunteer confiscation force will be allowed blanket access to all areas of your home. Any firearms or ammuntion, firearm parts, toy guns, NRA materials will be cause for seizure of all the contents immediately until the occupants can prove in secret federal gun court they are not criminals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JrzyGuy30 0 Posted December 21, 2012 I heard confiscation will be door to door starting at midnight. Teams of aclu lawyers, vegan college profs and ex cons will be deputizes as us marshals and will order the NJNG to cordon off an area while they have your local pd batter down your door. All animals will be shot. The volunteer confiscation force will be allowed blanket access to all areas of your home. Any firearms or ammuntion, firearm parts, toy guns, NRA materials will be cause for seizure of all the contents immediately until the occupants can prove in secret federal gun court they are not criminals. *click - click* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bully 749 Posted December 21, 2012 Uhh, Bonjour? FUNNY!!! C Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silphidae 33 Posted December 22, 2012 SOON! How Soon? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
so_dank 0 Posted December 22, 2012 I said across her nose not up it...whats your name... sir A&%hole sir major A%&hole ...Who hired this man.. I did sir he's my cousin... how many a%%holes we have on this forum......yo!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackDaWack 2,895 Posted December 22, 2012 I said across her nose not up it...whats your name... sir A&%hole sir major A%&hole ...Who hired this man.. I did sir he's my cousin... how many a%%holes we have on this forum......yo!! I'm surrounded by @ssholes... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites