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JohnnyB    4,327

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2 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

Now you’ve lost all credibility....Zeke smart?!!:D

He's so smart, I back him for mod!  He would have the guts to finally ban our resident 3 Soros Stooges once and for all!

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Scorpio64    5,169

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11 hours ago, Ray Ray said:

It's really sad that a meme spread throughout the internet has a simple spelling mistake.

It's not a spelling error.  It is an punctuation error.  I suppose, if you want to quibble, it could be both a spelling mistake and a punctuation error.  That would make it a spunctuation error, maybe.

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Ray Ray    3,566

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7 hours ago, Scorpio64 said:

It's not a spelling error.  It is an punctuation error.  I suppose, if you want to quibble, it could be both a spelling mistake and a punctuation error.  That would make it a spunctuation error, maybe.

It's actually a grammar mistake.

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Handyman    5,682

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Greenday was sitting at the bar, staring into his untouched beer.

The bartender walked over and asked “What’s the problem, pal?”

With a heavy sigh, Greenie explained, “My brother just told me that there’s a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $50 for a donation.”

“Yeah, so?” asked the bartender.

“Don’t you see?” Greenie cried. “I’ve let a fortune slip through my fingers!”

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njpilot    671

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9 hours ago, Handyman said:

What's up with Mayor Ahole making the "White Power" sign?

He's a Nazi! He's outed!

Not so funny. This guy is a Nazi. He is using tactics of the Nazis, telling people to call 311 to report on businesses that open and to report on their fellow citizens.

TheNYPost should put a picture of him on the front page with a hitler mustache giving the Nazi salute.

He is a fascist.

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Handyman    5,682

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3 minutes ago, njpilot said:

Not so funny. This guy is a Nazi. He is using tactics of the Nazis, telling people to call 311 to report on businesses that open and to report on their fellow citizens.

The Nazis were democratic socialists. Our democrats are becoming socialists. All cut from the same cloth.

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Handyman    5,682

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Zeke went searching for an Anniversary Present for his wife.

He went into the department store and approached a salesclerk. “I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” Zeke explained to the attractive saleswoman, “but I don’t know her size.”

She delicately placed her hand in his. “Will this help?” she asked sweetly

“Oh, yes,” he answered. “Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.”

“Will there be anything else?” she asked as she wrapped the gloves.

“Now that you mention it,” said Zeke, “she also needs a bra and panties.”

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