Daily humor thread

[mrlew 0]

Best Les Mis review ever. And I totally agree (wish I'd written it)

 

http://imgur.com/AmK21

[keithco88 3]

[BlueLineFish 615]

Best Les Mis review ever. And I totally agree (wish I'd written it)

 

http://imgur.com/AmK21

 

Even that won't get me to see it

[keithco88 3]

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.

 

He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...

 

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

 

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

 

Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'

 

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

 

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

 

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

 

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

 

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

 

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

 

A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'

 

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

 

A: 'Yes, sir.'

 

Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lockyour locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

 

A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

 

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

[BCeagle 12]

I dont find that funny.

[BlueLineFish 615]

Its hilarious being I have been subjected to ridiculous lawyers trying to question my credibility

[Pizza Bob 1,488]

Its hilarious being I have been subjected to ridiculous lawyers trying to question my credibility

 

There you go, trying to start trouble again

[TK421 2]

There you go, trying to start trouble again

 

I didn't see that coming! LOL

[Clintoon Eastwood 2]

Lets end this already.

[Clintoon Eastwood 2]

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[Clintoon Eastwood 2]

Gangster

[Clintoon Eastwood 2]

Last one for 2012

[Krdshrk 3,878]

[Krdshrk 3,878]

[M1152 713]

Note: Not for the kiddies

 

I watched Ted this weekend, if you need good laugh try to watch this one

 

[NJScott 15]

LOL! A&P feral cat colony...

 

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[TK421 2]

[Krdshrk 3,878]

 

Reminds me of....

[Vini 0]

Best Les Mis review ever. And I totally agree (wish I'd written it)

 

http://imgur.com/AmK21

 

 

 

[DbleTrouble 8]

[Krdshrk 3,878]

Saw this in Nassau, Bahamas

[silverado427 10,826]

[hd2000fxdl 422]

 

 

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Good 1

[BCeagle 12]

[H.M. Murdock 0]

I hope that Windex bottle is set to fine stream and not spray

[dgstinner 11]

 

Nice, a Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back reference.

 

 

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[woodentoe 14]

 

For some reason this made me laugh. Movie poster on the metro park train platform.

[dgstinner 11]

[NicePants 58]

 

No. I refuse to believe that people are that stupid. My faith in humanity is already in the negative.