Daily humor thread

[WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot 358]

[fumanchu182 23]

Poor big bird, all he wanted to do was get high with Kermit once in a while...

 

[Krdshrk 3,877]

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year, when one flea gets to Miami he is shivering and shaking.

The other flea asked him, "Why are shaking so badly?"

The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."

The other flea says, "That's the worst way to travel. Do what I do. Go to the Newark airport bar. Have a few drinks. While there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of."

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter.

A year goes by... When the first flea shows up in Miami he shivering and shaking again.

The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"

"Yes," says the first flea. "I did exactly what you said. I went to the Newark airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."

[intercooler 41]

[Pizza Bob 1,488]

[T Bill 649]

LOL, having a heritage from England, Wales, and Scotland, I find that very funny, almost choked on my bangers and mash. 

[silverado427 10,730]

[Newtonian 453]

Hahahaha choking on my spit. This was much needed.

[Pizza Bob 1,488]

[silverado427 10,730]

SAD BUT TRUE.

[Lalo 13]

 

[Krdshrk 3,877]

[DeerSlayer 241]

Lol. Especially odd since it's got nothing to do with a pine tree whatsoever.

[silverado427 10,730]

 

lmao.  Quick thinking on that fall , lol

[Krdshrk 3,877]

[Krdshrk 3,877]

Oooooooooooh cat fight....

[ogfarmer 138]

[Burns 16]

[Malice4you 627]

[SuRrEaLNJ 294]

I really want to print a few of those out and hide them in the range bag

[Malice4you 627]

I really want to print a few of those out and hide them in the range bag

http://www.malice4you.com/images/realsteel/sarcastictarget.jpg

 

That's a higher res version that'll print a little nicer...

[tony357 386]

Gov, Christie falling out of chair..

 

http://mashable.com/2015/01/30/chris-christie-falling-chair/#:eyJzIjoiZiIsImkiOiJfdWJ3MDBwZmw5d3U4dGdlNiJ9

[DeerSlayer 241]

Worth a laugh to watch this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=51clP7JRqv8

[Silphidae 33]

Worth a laugh to watch this.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=51clP7JRqv8

That's the funniest post ever!

[Polak 3]

Worth a laugh to watch this.

If it holds a crap ton of bullets, this whole thing is off. Lol

[Burns 16]

Worth a laugh to watch this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=51clP7JRqv8

 

 

That is some funny shit right there!

[remixer 1,645]

lol

[checko 180]

Nice lol

[Krdshrk 3,877]

[thelosticon 0]

bear with it for a minute, I promise you its in the correct thread