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Oh yes she has! And twas sweet song indeed!

We will see after Jill Stein's recount of three states.

Something is starting to stink.

Nothing is signed sealed and delivered until the Electoral College votes.

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We will see after Jill Stein's recount of three states.

Something is starting to stink.

Nothing is signed sealed and delivered until the Electoral College votes.

The electoral college in almost all states is bound by their constitutions to vote their popular vote. If they do not the elector is disqualified and replaced. In the states that don't enforce that, in the event that an elector goes rogue will cause law suits to ensue. I've searched to see if this has ever happened and came up blank. Stein's recount is going nowhere and PA may not participate because they've sealed the vote.

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Faithless elector


 

"During the 1836 election, Virginia's entire 23-man electoral delegation faithlessly abstained from voting for victorious Democratic vice presidential nominee Richard M. Johnson due to Johnson's openly admitted, publicized, long-term interracial relationship with his slave, octoroon Julia Chinn. The loss of Virginia's support caused Johnson to fall one electoral vote short of a majority, causing the Vice Presidential election to be thrown into the U.S. Senate for the only time in American history. However, Virginia's electors voted for Democratic presidential nominee Martin Van Buren as pledged, meaning the presidential election itself was not in dispute. The U.S. Senate ultimately elected Johnson anyway after a party-line vote."

 

"Despite 157 instances of faithlessness as of 2015, faithless electors have not yet affected the results or ultimate outcome of any other election for President and Vice President of the United States."

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None of that shit made me laugh so knock it off or go start a different thread. 

 

 

 

What does fuckin a fat chic have in common with riding a moped? 

 

 

They are both fun until your friends find out... 

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None of that shit made me laugh so knock it off or go start a different thread.

 

 

 

What does fuckin a fat chic have in common with riding a moped?

 

 

They are both fun until your friends find out...

I had a moped back in high school. That is 100% true.

 

1.5hp worth of joke just got this thread back on track.

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None of that shit made me laugh so knock it off or go start a different thread.

 

 

 

What does fuckin a fat chic have in common with riding a moped?

 

 

They are both fun until your friends find out...

Good friends understand.

I think.

I hope

 

Jus sayen

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